Allons-y

"1. I can’t get up at the crack of dawn to carpe fucking diem because I’m out five nights a week..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:24:58 -0400

“

1. I can’t get up at the crack of dawn to carpe fucking diem because I’m out five nights a week chasing laughter and the moonlight.

2. I don’t want to wake up feeling comfortable. Fuck comfort. I want to wake up and know I’ve woken up, I want to feel my life as it happens and if that means a throbbing headache, so be it; I’d rather dance in the dark than under a rainbow.

3. Eat whatever you want, idiots.

4. My breakfast happens at 1pm and I’d like to read whilst I eat it, thankyou very much.

5. I don’t need to stretch, nor do I need to reach for the sky; I am not a member of S Club 7 and my head is already in the clouds.

6. Drink all the water your body needs, put a chopped up lemon in your bottle but never neglect iced tea and vodka - whatever your poison, indulge yourself in it sometimes. Striving for perfection in any aspect of your life is just going to disappoint you; have a shot every now and then.

7. If you’re living life, you might not have time to write down your activities until four in the morning. Your life record may be scribbled onto receipts as you ride the train. That’s okay too; it doesn’t have to be beautiful to be valid.

8. Sleep on a pile of towels if you have to. Sleep in the grass. Sleep at a new friends’ place every night. As long as you’re sleeping next to something you love - whether it be a partner or the latest Palahniuk - scented fabric softener won’t mean shit.

9. Chaos can be better sometimes.

10. Run into the ocean instead.

11. You don’t owe strangers your smile. You don’t owe nature your observation. Maybe you don’t have a dog to walk.

12. Don’t make plans you can’t follow through with, it’s unfair.

13.

14. Fuck it. Pick up a book because you liked the cover. Pick up a book because the person before you keft it behind. Scribble all over it if you want. Tear pages out and cut out words if you want. Pick up no books for a month, then ten in a day. Books will always be there.

15. Be yourself without imposing cliche’d values and movie-romance ideas onto your personality. Do what comes naturally. If you don’t want to pay your speeding fines, don’t fucking pay them, it’s your life. If you don’t like old people, don’t go and volunteer at their homes, you’ll only make everyone there miserable. Find your true bliss rather than assuming you’ll know what it is by sticking your tongue out at babies. You’ll get there, there’s no rush.

16. Don’t fucking daydream about it. Do it. Write your own ending.

”

- Fuck Your ‘Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness’, love Daisy Lola (via iloveyoulessthanpunk)

submissivefeminist: I love this commercial for really obvious...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:15:46 -0400

submissivefeminist:

I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.

went to bed angry woke up angry ran 3 miles angry still angry

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:06:56 -0400

went to bed angry

woke up angry

ran 3 miles angry

still angry

satanicimagery: good call, satan

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:54:35 -0400

satanicimagery:

good call, satan

brookeeverdeen: HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:54:28 -0400

brookeeverdeen:

HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON MADE YOU FEEL

YEAH ME TOO

clementinevonradics: Please Know: Whether it’s the days you burn more brilliant than the sun Or...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:48:27 -0400

clementinevonradics:

Please Know:

Whether it’s the days you burn more brilliant than the sun

Or the nights you collapse into my lap, curling your body
into a thousand broken questions

You are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

I will love you when you are a still day.

I will love you when you are a hurricane.

mosseisley: Instagram / sdupreebemis 1. Little squirt. 4 months...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:27:43 -0400

mosseisley:

Instagram / sdupreebemis

1. Little squirt. 4 months old on Tuesday!

2. I can buy all the teething toys in the world but this is the one that helps the most 😂☝

3. RV sink bath🛀💗

4. . ❤💀❤ #lucyjeanbemis

fuelingit: uhhhthena: nottodaymegatron: milesandmilestoalaska:...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:07:34 -0400

fuelingit:

uhhhthena:

nottodaymegatron:

milesandmilestoalaska:

trace-facee:

lirrylirry:

85 YEAR OLD BEST FRIENDS OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST WATCH THIS

I have black nail polish. A man from Poland is Polish. Do you see my problem?

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:05:31 -0400

I have black nail polish. A man from Poland is Polish. Do you see my problem?

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:01:51 -0400

I used to be able to not care about anything. I kinda want that back now. I just want to put up a...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:35:54 -0400

I used to be able to not care about anything.
I kinda want that back now.
I just want to put up a wall and decide that it doesn’t matter and I don’t care.

but I think that makes me a coward.

I can’t deal with any of this. I want to curl up into a ball and cry and say mean things as...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:03:05 -0400

I can’t deal with any of this. I want to curl up into a ball and cry and say mean things as some kind of stupid defense mechanism.

xstayfocused: When you burn in hell they remind you of all the things you’ve screwed up in your...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:47:54 -0400

xstayfocused:

When you burn in hell they remind you of all the things you’ve screwed up in your life. I’ll be one of them, if you’re inclined to turn away from the ever glowing light. All I want is to see through you. If only you were alive I could trust you. But now alone in your bed we’ll prove; you do not have to love to be in pain, boo.

myrrandahxvx: When you burn in hell, they remind you of all the...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:46:45 -0400

myrrandahxvx:

When you burn in hell, they remind you of all the things you’ve screwed up in your life. I’ll be one of them, if you’re inclined to turn away from the ever glowing light.

I am goddamn livid.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:23:25 -0400

I am goddamn livid.

samdesantis: a friendly reminder: don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:45:22 -0400

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

Do you think Oprah watched Drake and Josh?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:42:13 -0400

Do you think Oprah watched Drake and Josh?

I am so bad at horror :xI am such a scaredy cat. But my brain can come up with all of these REALLY...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:54:52 -0400

I am so bad at horror :x
I am such a scaredy cat.
But my brain can come up with all of these REALLY FRIGGING TERRIFYING things, ya know?
I know it’s in there. I just have to drag it out.

BUT I JUST REALLY WISH I COULD DO THAT WITHOUT HAVING TO BE SCARED.

ronystart: do you ever see the person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:19:32 -0400

ronystart:

do you ever see the person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”

this is still my favorite video on the internet

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:06:52 -0400

this is still my favorite video on the internet