barackfuckingobama:

On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like

OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING

because I turned up the heater

or like

ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING

from my tv 

or even

THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING

the dancefloor

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partouse:

Moral of the story?

Never leave your porn on when you’re in the Library.

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omg WHAT

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